I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.
😔 just have fun with me 💔
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
A girl shouldn’t have to remind you not to show the pictures she sends you to other people. It’s common fucking sense that if she sends you pictures, especially if she’s nude, to assume that they’re intended for your eyes only, and if you think showing them off to your friends is cool then you need to grow the fuck up.
Sometimes there’s nothing poetic about the way someone sets your insides on fire
There’s nothing beautiful about letting someone split your head open just to see what’s inside
There’s nothing endearing about being pathetically in love with someone
Sometimes there’s nothing but lost sleep and lost time
There’s nothing but days and days of casually contemplating suicide on your way home
There’s nothing but you desperately trying to crawl out of your own head
Sometimes that’s okay
There’s going to be some situations that you can’t decorate with pretty words no matter how hard you try
There’s some things that can’t be romanticized
'do it for the vine'